The Christmas Wedding by James Patterson & Richard Dilallo

Author:James Patterson & Richard Dilallo [Patterson, James & Dilallo, Richard]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, General, Reference, Weddings, Christian, Family Life
ISBN: 9781846059582
Google: FVeGXS2XKswC
Amazon: 031609739X
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2011-10-16T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter 33

ANDIE AND SETH

“I SWEAR TO GOD, this little heap of junk has more miles on it than Apollo Eleven,” Andie said as they drove their old Chevy Cav across the Mass. Pike “from Boston to Stockbridge”—just the reverse of the old song “Sweet Baby James.”

Andie’s nickname for the car was Popcorn because of its tendency to lurch or backfire unexpectedly. Seth’s nickname for it was This Goddamn Piece of Shit.

The car lacked a proper inspection sticker, an emission sticker, and a radio (stolen years before when Popcorn was “resting” in a sketchy area of Baltimore). Since the radio and cassette player were gone, Seth had hooked up his iPod to two small speakers and taped the speakers to the genuine plastic dashboard.

He and Andie sang along with Mýa and Pras to “Ghetto Supastar”:

I’ma teach this cat

how to live in the ghetto

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